';
}
} else { // if there aren't any tweets
echo '
I have been terribly busy recently shoveling pixels and
clearing out the tubes that make up the Internet, so I
haven\'t had a chance to tweet recently. I am truly very
sorry about this, so with just a bit more prodding I\'ll
update as soon as possible.
';
}
echo "Tweets updated ". round( $timeDiff )." minutes ago..";
}
/*
Relative Time Function
For use in the "Parse Twitter Feeds" code below
*/
define("SECOND", 1);
define("MINUTE", 60 * SECOND);
define("HOUR", 60 * MINUTE);
define("DAY", 24 * HOUR);
define("MONTH", 30 * DAY);
function relativeTime($time)
{
$delta = strtotime('+2 hours') - $time;
if ($delta < 2 * MINUTE) {
return "1 min ago";
}
if ($delta < 45 * MINUTE) {
return floor($delta / MINUTE) . " min ago";
}
if ($delta < 90 * MINUTE) {
return "1 hour ago";
}
if ($delta < 24 * HOUR) {
return floor($delta / HOUR) . " hours ago";
}
if ($delta < 48 * HOUR) {
return "yesterday";
}
if ($delta < 30 * DAY) {
return floor($delta / DAY) . " days ago";
}
if ($delta < 12 * MONTH) {
$months = floor($delta / DAY / 30);
return $months <= 1 ? "1 month ago" : $months . " months ago";
} else {
$years = floor($delta / DAY / 365);
return $years <= 1 ? "1 year ago" : $years . " years ago";
}
}
//
/**
* Retrieve or display pagination code.
*
* The defaults for overwriting are:
* 'page' - Default is null (int). The current page. This function will
* automatically determine the value.
* 'pages' - Default is null (int). The total number of pages. This function will
* automatically determine the value.
* 'range' - Default is 3 (int). The number of page links to show before and after
* the current page.
* 'gap' - Default is 3 (int). The minimum number of pages before a gap is
* replaced with ellipses (...).
* 'anchor' - Default is 1 (int). The number of links to always show at begining
* and end of pagination
* 'before' - Default is '
' (string). The html or text
* to add before the pagination links.
* 'after' - Default is '
' (string). The html or text to add after the
* pagination links.
* 'title' - Default is '__('Pages:')' (string). The text to display before the
* pagination links.
* 'next_page' - Default is '__('»')' (string). The text to use for the
* next page link.
* 'previous_page' - Default is '__('«')' (string). The text to use for the
* previous page link.
* 'echo' - Default is 1 (int). To return the code instead of echo'ing, set this
* to 0 (zero).
*
* @author Eric Martin
* @copyright Copyright (c) 2009, Eric Martin
* @version 1.0
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2009 Eric Martin http://www.ericmmartin.com/
Link: http://www.ericmmartin.com/pagination-function-for-wordpress
License : http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-2.0.html
This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or
(at your option) any later version.
This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
GNU General Public License for more details.
You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
along with this program (license.txt); if not, write to the Free Software
Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301 USA
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* @param array|string $args Optional. Override default arguments.
* @return string HTML content, if not displaying.
*/
function alihan_emm_paginate($args = null) {
$defaults = array(
'page' => null, 'pages' => null,
'range' => 3, 'gap' => 3, 'anchor' => 1,
'before' => '
', 'after' => '
',
'title' => __(''),
'nextpage' => __('»'), 'previouspage' => __('«'),
'echo' => 1
);
$r = wp_parse_args($args, $defaults);
extract($r, EXTR_SKIP);
if (!$page && !$pages) {
global $wp_query;
$page = get_query_var('paged');
$page = !empty($page) ? intval($page) : 1;
$posts_per_page = intval(get_query_var('posts_per_page'));
$pages = intval(ceil($wp_query->found_posts / $posts_per_page));
}
$output = "";
if ($pages > 1) {
$output .= "$before$title";
$ellipsis = "...";
if ($page > 1 && !empty($previouspage)) {
$output .= "$previouspage";
}
$min_links = $range * 2 + 1;
$block_min = min($page - $range, $pages - $min_links);
$block_high = max($page + $range, $min_links);
$left_gap = (($block_min - $anchor - $gap) > 0) ? true : false;
$right_gap = (($block_high + $anchor + $gap) < $pages) ? true : false;
if ($left_gap && !$right_gap) {
$output .= sprintf('%s%s%s',
alihan_emm_paginate_loop(1, $anchor),
$ellipsis,
alihan_emm_paginate_loop($block_min, $pages, $page)
);
}
else if ($left_gap && $right_gap) {
$output .= sprintf('%s%s%s%s%s',
alihan_emm_paginate_loop(1, $anchor),
$ellipsis,
alihan_emm_paginate_loop($block_min, $block_high, $page),
$ellipsis,
alihan_emm_paginate_loop(($pages - $anchor + 1), $pages)
);
}
else if ($right_gap && !$left_gap) {
$output .= sprintf('%s%s%s',
alihan_emm_paginate_loop(1, $block_high, $page),
$ellipsis,
alihan_emm_paginate_loop(($pages - $anchor + 1), $pages)
);
}
else {
$output .= alihan_emm_paginate_loop(1, $pages, $page);
}
if ($page < $pages && !empty($nextpage)) {
$output .= "$nextpage";
}
$output .= $after;
}
if ($echo) {
echo $output;
}
return $output;
}
/**
* Helper function for pagination which builds the page links.
*
* @access private
*
* @author Eric Martin
* @copyright Copyright (c) 2009, Eric Martin
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Copyright (c) 2009 Eric Martin http://www.ericmmartin.com/
Link: http://www.ericmmartin.com/pagination-function-for-wordpress
License : http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-2.0.html
This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or
(at your option) any later version.
This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
GNU General Public License for more details.
You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
along with this program (license.txt); if not, write to the Free Software
Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301 USA
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* @version 1.0
*
* @param int $start The first link page.
* @param int $max The last link page.
* @return int $page Optional, default is 0. The current page.
*/
function alihan_emm_paginate_loop($start, $max, $page = 0) {
$output = "";
for ($i = $start; $i <= $max; $i++) {
$output .= ($page === intval($i))
? "$i"
: "$i";
}
return $output;
}
///////////////////////////////////////
function the_title_check () {
$post_title = trim( the_title('','',false) );
if( $post_title == '') {?>
'.$clean_name[0].': '. str_replace('' . $pretty_time. '