Hello, Dolly in the upper right of your admin screen on every page. Author: Matt Mullenweg Version: 1.7.1 Author URI: http://ma.tt/ */ function hello_dolly_get_lyric() { /** These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly */ $lyrics = "Hello, Dolly Well, hello, Dolly It's so nice to have you back where you belong You're lookin' swell, Dolly I can tell, Dolly You're still glowin', you're still crowin' You're still goin' strong I feel the room swayin' While the band's playin' One of our old favorite songs from way back when So, take her wrap, fellas Dolly, never go away again Hello, Dolly Well, hello, Dolly It's so nice to have you back where you belong You're lookin' swell, Dolly I can tell, Dolly You're still glowin', you're still crowin' You're still goin' strong I feel the room swayin' While the band's playin' One of our old favorite songs from way back when So, golly, gee, fellas Have a little faith in me, fellas Dolly, never go away Promise, you'll never go away Dolly'll never go away again"; // Here we split it into lines $lyrics = explode( "\n", $lyrics ); // And then randomly choose a line return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand( 0, count( $lyrics ) - 1 ) ] ); } // This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later function hello_dolly() { $chosen = hello_dolly_get_lyric(); echo "

$chosen

"; } // Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_notices action is called add_action( 'admin_notices', 'hello_dolly' ); // We need some CSS to position the paragraph function dolly_css() { // This makes sure that the positioning is also good for right-to-left languages $x = is_rtl() ? 'left' : 'right'; echo " "; } add_action( 'admin_head', 'dolly_css' ); ?>